May 2012
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May 26th
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Listenzaynsmuchachos: Directioners, just press play. ...
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
May 24th
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May 24th
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“No story is ever over, because every human life ripples into every other one,...”
– John Green (via followandreblog)
May 24th
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WatchWatch
seeyalateragitator: sarahhkim: I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE I want this on all my belongings
May 24th
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May 24th
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“Maybe I wasn’t asking you to love me, maybe I was asking you to understand,...”
– (via wordsandlyrics) the accuracy of the text above in relation to my life right now is just uncanny. (via ninety-94)
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
May 23rd
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